Ephemera
Hello and welcome to the page of things that aren’t good enough to go anywhere else but I’m not ashamed of enough to get rid of completely! What have we here?
Doctor Whoery
I hated the Doctor Who episode “The Doctor’s Daughter” so much, I wrote my own! Sadly without blackjack or hookers.
The day the new logo was due to be announced, I had a go at designing my own! This was the first attempt, further refined as this before adding some texture here. Then I improved the colour contrast to produce the final version:
And a simplified equivalent:
“Marcy” commentary
Over on LiveJournal, I was asked to write a commentary for a story I wrote many years ago. There’s Part One, Part Two and Part Three.
Personalised Greetings Cards
This was for a Christmas card to Claire, who asked for “Shakespearean Dialogue OMG”.
Two Babylon 5 ones, one for Sarah and a less good one for Alice. I had just bought one of those tablet pen things, you see. Girls who like B5 are the best girls!
Sarah went and had another birthday, a positive integer of years later. This handy document accompanied my present to her, which was a set of figures from the Doctor Who story “Evolution of the Daleks in Manhattan”.
Dodgy stories
While on the subject of B5, I apparently wrote this B5 story for Liz. It is funny and also it is girl-slash yay.
Also rather slashy is this story involving the fifth Doctor and the eighth Doctor, because once they were the prettiest.
Jonjo poetry
A few years ago Jonjo and I recorded some of Jonjo’s comic verse
Fred and the Cowds
- Fred - Peter Galey
- Charlie - Jonjo Roberts
The Birthday Sonnets, performed by Jonjo Roberts
Bert and Jim
- Jim - Jonjo Roberts
- Bert - Peter Galey
One
Two (Canto
I), (Canto II)
Two Yorkshiremen Talking
My Name is Bernard Manning
Outtake - 26th Birthday Sonnet. Jonjo mischooses an accent.
Auntie Amiga
An emulated Amiga 500’s speech synthesiser had a brief career as an agony aunt.
- “I can’t say the word ‘vulva’. Can you say it for me?” -Sir Arthur Not-Gay, Cromer
- “I’ve got elephants on the knees. What should I do about them?”
Hitch Hiker nuggets
Myself, Ben Armitage, Elvis the Dog and Dr Roberts perform various classic moments from The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, mostly clothed. There’s me being Ford, Deep Thought and the Vogon Captain, there’s Jonjo being Arthur, Ben being a cop and an out-take or two.
Music
A couple of tunes with which I attempted to learn how to use FL Studio - “U and I” (vocal sample by Katie) and “Funky Tune”
Other stuff
Also at some point there was this:
