Welcome to Bipedal Giraffes - the repository of Pete Galey's imagination and creativity.

What's a Bipedal Giraffe? Never mind that - watch me being an Arse.

Fiction Archive

• screams
• Marcy's Last Life
• "Shadows Dreaming"
• "Hope"
• "The Butterflies"

Satire

• "Sorry, (You're Leaving)" [requires MS Word]
• "Everybody is Somebody II - the Office Party"
• "Notre Dame Sixth Form College - Room Changes"
• The Body of Useless Graduates webpage

Comic Verse

• "Kate is Lovely"
• "Barm's Twin Shafts"

More of this sort of thing with a Doctor Who related theme in the latest rec.arts.drwho "Quotefile" - a selection of the funniest posts to the Doctor Who Usenet group.

Games

• Peeetris

What if…

• …Pete and his chums were film stars? - [Video segments require the lastest DivX codec]
• …Pete were an award-winning author?
• …you wanted to take an Internet Quiz?

Music

• "U and I" - [Vocal sample by Katie Stone]
• "Funky Tune"

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